Original airdate: 11-16-2004
a young woman diagnosed with a brain tumor isn't responding to
treatment and is rapidly deteriorating. Dr. Wilson persuades House to
take the case by claiming she is his cousin.
Patient: Rebecca Adler, age 29
Initial symptoms: babbling, seizure
Rebecca Adler presents with seizure,
babbles like a baby, and progressive deterioration of mental status.
Dr. Wilson asks House to take the case because she is his cousin. House
is initially dismissive, offhandedly diagnosing a boring brain tumor. Wilson says the protein markers for the most prevalent types of brain cancer are negative, and she's not improving with radiation therapy.
Chase suggests aneurysm, stroke or an ischemic syndrome. Cameron suggests Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and Foreman thinks it may be Wernicke's encephalopathy. House mentions her blood thiamine level is normal, but Foreman points out that her crappy HMO lab may have botched the tests. House orders new blood tests, a CT scan, and a contrast MRI.
has a severe allergic reaction to the gadolinium, the contrast material
used in the scan, requiring a surgical airway. Without the scan,
House instructs his team to take a thorough history and search her
home. While lecturing a clinic patient's mother on the use of steroids,
House gets the idea that Rebecca may have cerebral vasculitis and
instructs his team to administer Prednisone.
Rebecca's classroom, Foreman discovers the class has a parrot and
suggests psittacosis. House rejects this idea because no one else is
Rebecca improves greatly on the steroids. Her improvement
proves to be temporary, however, and she soon has another seizure. The
monitor shows an alarmingly rapid heartbeat of 211, which becomes a flat line. Foreman tells her
she needed shocks to restart her heart. She still has intermittent
altered mental status, which Foreman determines with a Picture Arrangement test.
is stumped, and orders her treatment stopped to see what course her
deterioration takes. The team objects to this, but has no alternatives
Foreman and Cameron search her home looking for any
clues. Foreman says they found nothing but mentions finding ham in
Rebecca's refrigerator. House realizes that all of Rebecca's
symptoms could be explained by neurocysticercosis, an infection of the brain with tapeworm larvae.
demands proof; otherwise she is content to go home and die. Chase
remembers that worm larvae are clearly visible under an x-ray. House
points out that a worm cyst in her brain will not be visible, but it's
very likely she has one in her thigh. The thigh x-ray reveals the
larva, and Rebecca agrees to treatment. Chase starts her on a course of
Dr. Lisa Cuddy, the Dean of Medicine, scolds House for ignoring consult
requests, ignoring his clinic duties, and general slacker
attitude. Upon his flat refusal to cooperate, she pulls his
authorization to do tests and procedures (and even to make long
distance phone calls and photocopies). This infuriates House, but he has little choice but to agree to her demands.
reveals to Foreman,
to his horror, that he was hired because of his juvenile criminal
record and "street smarts." House also reveals to Cameron, to her great
indignation, that while she was a good applicant, she wasn't the best,
and that he hired her for her physical appearance. He considers her
determination to succeed in medicine as defiance of the laws of nature,
due to the ease with which attractive women can achieve what they
desire, such as wealth or fame. Therefore, Cameron must be damaged in
badly mispronounces Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. It's CROYTZ-felt
YAH-cub, not CROTCH-feld JAYcob. It's a dumbass mistake for a doctor to
make. I had a ninth grade science teacher who said "nu-cu-lar." I'll
wager that many doctors developed the same tic in corner of their eyes hearing
Crotchfeld-Jaycob that I got with every "nu-cu-lar." I suppose for the pilot there wasn't much money left over for looping.
severely irritated by House's pronunciation of "larvae," though this
one is not as cut-and-dried as the Jacob thing. House says "larv-eye"
where most Americans would say "lar-vee." This is not so much a
wrongness as a Classical vs. Traditional Latin pronunciation.
This could be an instance of Hugh Laurie getting caught
being British, though some Americans use this pronunciation as well.
Wilson lies to House, claiming Rebecca as his cousin, to get him to take the case.
House gives various prevarications to Cuddy as excuses for his slackerdom.
House gives placebos to Molnar to treat his internet-inspired affliction.
House claims he never lies.
Egg Salad Lady
Dr. Kahn (unseen)
New England Journal of Medicine